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First things first - find Nedry! Check the vending machines!

Done? Good. That could have been catastrophic. Now then, where was I? Oh yes - the page you’re looking for either doesn’t exist or has not been published yet. It’s probably the latter, and I’m probably working on it at the moment (though not quite ‘as we speak’). Feel free to get in touch (see ‘Contact’) with queries, comments, or suggestions for alternative 404 quotes.